Here’s a fun, lighthearted nurse exercise to brighten your day. Tell me you’re a nurse without telling me you’re a nurse! I’ll go first: Oh I love this pen, I'm taking it!
> My snack of choice is Graham crackers and peanut butter. My feet ache constantly. I get yelled at for 12 hours for not bringing pain meds in on time. 🙃 - Chelsea A.
> What day is this, Saturday or Tuesday? - Patricia P.
> I run solely on coffee and silent rage and constantly feel the need to sleep all the time even though that will literally never happen. - Adriana C.
> When I wake up in the morning I swear I had dreams of alarms going off all night. - Missy V.
> Black scrubs is my little black dress. - Penny G.
> When kids ask for a tylenol I don't touch, I pour into a med cup or lid. - Kim D.
> I’m diagnosing you for mental health disorders at all times. - Tina S.
> You had a bowel movement what size and consistency. - Molly M.
> Outside of scrubs, I don’t know what to wear 😂. - Joanna B.
> My stomach is the size of a marble, my bladder can hold 1000cc with no difficulty, and this week I tried to open my house with my car keys. - Tracy L.
> All of the Christmas gifts get wrapped in medical tape. - Angel S.
> I now have the ability to cat nap for ten minutes without closing my eyes. - Melissa J.
> I tried to badge into my back door this morning after a 12 hour midnight shift. - Judy W.
> I walk backwards toward the door ...multiple times...lol. - Melissa T.
> I knock before I walk in a room AT HOME! 🤣😂. - Julie S.
> I have 10 pairs of $150 shoes and none of them are right. - Jessica B.
> Some people think I’m motivated by pizza. 🤪 - Cindy L.
Your turn! Tell me you’re a nurse without telling me you’re a nurse…in the comments section below. Or share which one is your favorite!