10 Reasons To Date A Nurse

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Users on Facebook have virtually given birth to a new user-generated genre: The “Ten Reasons Why You Should Date an XYZ (name of your profession goes here) List.”

Lists have been published for Why You Should Date a Single Mom, a Geek, a Wrestler and hundreds of other categories.

Not to be outdone, the medical professions have also posted “Ten Reasons Why You Should Date: a Physician, a Physical Therapist, an EMT, etc.”

Nurses, of course, have their own list! Here is one “Top Ten Reasons You Should Date a Nurse” list, courtesy of a group on Facebook:

1.

They can help you get over a hangover or sickness.

2.

Bed baths!

3.

The uniform.

4.

They are exposed to so many X-rays, it’s like a form of birth control.

5.

You will never need to buy condoms, paracetamol, toothbrushes or any hospital supplies.

6.

They know how to handle bodily fluids!

7.

Nothing shocks a nurse–they have seen smaller or bigger!

8.

They won’t be disgusted by your toilet habits.

9.

They are experienced in manual evacuation when you are full of you-know-what.

10.

They know how to handle the human body.

Have another Top Ten Reasons list to share with us?  We welcome your comments!

This article was republished with permission from SCRUBS Magazine.

 

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4 COMMENTS

  1. I have read this unsolicited online publication because it is there. It is a break from the ones that provide technical and educational information. However, I was offended by the article “10 Reasons to Date a Nurse.” I work in an OR and sometimes have to wear heavy lead for the entire shift to protect me from X-ray. So its better because I have less chance to get pregnant – are you serious? The uniform – really? Nurses are thieves – stealing hospital supplies? Manual evacuation – very poor taste! I am an older nurse, one who is thankful NOT to be on Facebook. I’ll speak to others in person. Old school social interaction. IMAGINE THAT!

    • We at Modern Nurse completely understand your sentiment about “10 Reasons To Date A Nurse”. Our posting of this article was meant to show a comical perspective on dating a nurse and apologize if some of the reasons listed were offensive. It was not our intention to strike negative emotions with our readers, but rather share a chuckle or two over the absurdity of this list. We strive to create content for nurses in all stages of life and do our best to have a wide spread of articles for our readers. We thank you for your continued support and thoughts in regard the content we are posting, we are going to keep such insights in mind while we gather articles that continue to make ModernNurse what it is 🙂

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